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YeRFDoG 11-05-2001 04:07 AM

My favourite is "Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs"

Also one which no one has mentioned yet is when minsc does a critical miss, it's something like:
"Ahh, It's no good. I NEED BIGGER SWORD!"

hagimihale 11-09-2001 11:37 AM

I concur with:

"DON'T teach my hamster to suck eggs"

I heard that and spewed hot coffee all over my monitor!

SixOfSpades 11-09-2001 01:12 PM

A few more from BG1.

Minsc needs sleep: "Hm! Must rest! Got a bad case of armor chafe...."

Get him annoyed: "Fool me once--shame on you. Fool me TWICE--watch it! I'm HUGE!"

Annoy him a little more: "When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent!"

In caves: "There be safety in numbers. And I am two or three, at least."

And what I consider to be the epitome of Minsc: "BUTT-KICKING FOR GOODNESS!"

Melusine 11-09-2001 04:09 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SixOfSpades:
A few more from BG1.

Minsc needs sleep: "Hm! Must rest! Got a bad case of armor chafe...."

Get him annoyed: "Fool me once--shame on you. Fool me TWICE--watch it! I'm HUGE!"

Annoy him a little more: "When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent!"

In caves: "There be safety in numbers. And I am two or three, at least."

And what I consider to be the epitome of Minsc: "BUTT-KICKING FOR GOODNESS!"
<hr></blockquote>


Thanks for those great quotes!! I loved his BG1 soundset, it was brilliant. I also loved Xzar in BG1 (LOL, can you tell? Check the sig)
BTW May I just say that your signature is absolutely...well, priceless? :D :D :D Absolutely had me in stitches. [img]smile.gif[/img]

sloth4z 11-09-2001 05:41 PM

"THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!" - when weapon innaffective.

I can't believe that no one said this, it's always been my favorite.

[ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: sloth4z ]</p>

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe 11-09-2001 08:33 PM

minsc is quite a character isnt he? doesnt he say something like "My weapons not working I need to get a bigger sword" when the weapons ineffective i love the "dont teach my hampster to suck eggs" one and anything that involvesBoo

jabidas 11-09-2001 08:45 PM

Something that got pulled from the game and this isnt too exact was: We shall not allow you to spread the jelly of your evil on the cracker of the world.

I saw DaveG post that on the blackisle site before

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe 11-09-2001 08:54 PM

OK thats too funny. LOL jelly of evil heeheehee :D :D :D

Silk 11-14-2001 04:42 PM

I think if......when! BG3 comes out boo should have grown up and become a fully fledged Giant Space Hamster!! and be playable, of course then Minsc and Boo can Kick the Butts of evil together side by side!!!!

Tarox 11-14-2001 05:08 PM

The wepaon ineffective is funny
"I need a bigger sword one"

And all the comments he makes where Boo joins in with a Squeak
That always makes me laugh


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