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Link 06-08-2001 07:34 AM

Demi Plane of Alcohol?? Is that some sort of beer heaven???
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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......

Neb 06-08-2001 07:39 AM

Kivan ignores the arrival of the large man(Captain Carrot I presume? When does Vimes come? Or Angua? Or maybe Ridcully or the Bursar? Or Cohen?), and instead tends to his friend who has collapsed on the floor but wakes up after being repeatedly hit in the head with the flat side of a Vorpal Blade.

Lord Shield 06-08-2001 07:45 AM

The Demi Plane of Alcohol would be ruled by the Lord of Alcohol. Only one rule: no soft drinks!
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Pockets of Beer and Wine float in the plane. You need to fly between these pockets of Quasi-elemental booze
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LS sneakily gets a pair of lady's pants and...
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PULLS THEM OVER MELUSINE'S HEAD!!!
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Time to run now, I think (fortunately I'm armoured at them moment so my pants are inviolate - no, Caleb, I did NOT say "in violet")

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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SSJ4Sephiroth 06-08-2001 07:45 AM

Sephiroth opens a gate to the Abyss in the center of the tavern. 'If any of you want to follow me, then you should hurry up!' he announces before he runs straight into it. He suddenly realizes that he 'accidently' kicked Tiax in before him. "o well, guess we all need cannon fodder!" he explains with a grin. He grips his newly recovered Masamune that he recently grabbed when AzureWolf wasnt looking and leaps through the portal, stabbing a Tanar'ri through the heart as he goes in.

Neb 06-08-2001 08:30 AM

Just after Sephiroth has gone through the portal Tiax closes it, trapping Sephiroth in the Abyss.

OOC

How about we ban godlike powers and the opening of portals, and only allow LS to use godlike powers or open portals?

SSJ4Sephiroth 06-08-2001 08:33 AM

Sephiroth wonders how Tiax pushed him in after Tiax was ALREADY in there, and he wanted to go in there anyway. also, Gate Summoning is NOT a godlike power, its a magical ability!

Link 06-08-2001 08:35 AM

Link jumps in before the gate closes! P-A-R-T-Y-!!!!!!

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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......

Lord Shield 06-08-2001 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
Sephiroth wonders how Tiax pushed him in after Tiax was ALREADY in there, and he wanted to go in there anyway. also, Gate Summoning is NOT a godlike power, its a magical ability!
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Easy. I don't like people pushing other patrons into such areas, so you pushed in the simulacrum I made
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I shall block any further portals. I have portals to non-hostile environments. The only hostile areas are 16 parts of the inn if you commit suicide or something disrespectful. So far:
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The fireplace (Lord Sword's nexus)
The cutlery cupboard (Lady Pain - NOT the one from Sigil)


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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html
http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif

Link 06-08-2001 08:45 AM

LS, gimme a beer! I need some serious booze to forget my problems.... GULP!!

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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......

Neb 06-08-2001 08:45 AM

Sephiroth, I assure you, even though you may want to ENTER the abyss you do NOT want to stay there, you would be overwhelmed and torn apart by legions of demons.


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