Your a strange one Scronan! I think that Slips idea of Twiseted Master was slightly better than your Same-Sex one.... dont want to see him happy!
And charm.... after he hit me, would not be a good idea.... i want VENGENCE!
Maybe after he spilt the drink would be a better time! Maybe cast teleport on his arse to send him to a pre aranged pit 100 meters underground!

I was at my local nightclub about 30 mins ago enjoying Naughty By Nature and other Hip-Hop and R'n'B, when i acidently bumped into some big guy with an IQ of 50. Doing this caused some of his Rum and Coke, to spill onto his black shirt.... Quickly realiseing this, the guy grabed my arm, and glared at me, to which i said, "Oh S**T, im sorry man...." to which his only responce was to throw the remainder of his Rum and Coke at my face, and follow that with a right hook to the back of my head, as this over Testosteroned Mussle head was twice the size of me, i quickly fell to the floor..... quickly got back to my feet, and threw a punch into his nether regions.... undoubtly he went down... *evil grin*
Anyhoo, by this point, the two big New Zeland bouncers had grabed the both of us, and taken us outside.... where he was later kicked out after the bouncers figured out he was in the wrong.... so for the rest of the night, instead of dancing to Craig David and Destineys Child, i sat pondering how much more damage i could have done if i was a W&W character.... if only before the fight i could have cast Heroic Might! or Bloodlust!
Anyway, the point of my long sad tale, is to ask everybody what spell they would have cast in my position.... (even thought i think my responce of aiming for the family jewls worked quite efficiently!)
keeping in mind not to harm any other Night Clubbers.... so metor storm is a BIG NO-NO!!!!

Toad Village is for Toads!

I think "Hand Of Time" is good enough.
By the way,IQ of 50 - how much in intelligence by W&W?

Incinerate him; definitely Incinerate.

The guy sounds like a Boogre to me. "Hewo, here for da fights?!"

Sazerac.

Yeah i was thinking incinerate... but then Murder isnt realy a good idea..... hell, i dont want to go to jail just because of bumping into someone! IQ of 50 is about 5 intelegence in W&W--- definatly Boogre level!

I guess it depends on what you wanted out of the encounter. If you weren't looking for a fight, 'charm' would be a good idea, to smooth everyhing over. If you wanted to rock and roll, bloodlust would be in order, and you could cast enfeeble on him, just to be on the safe side. My solution would probably be to cast twisted master on the biggest SOB in the place, and have him come over and start pounding on the guy, so they both get tossed out, and he'd probably forget about me.

Drukus,

You wild man! Glad you are ok.

I would cast no spells, but I'd say I have a Deathstrike ability of 5-6 with my hands amd a Kung Fu of 7 or 8 (in real life), so I'm probably just beating the living hell out of him barehanded. But I do not desire violence, so lets think of a peaceful solution.

Hmm, but I think Magma Bomb would have been a good idea, but would hurt others!

I GOT IT!

Cast Twisted Master and send him to another bar down the street (one where men like to dance together) and tell him to kiss everyone he sees.

I'm sure he'd have a great time!

Scronan

Although this is a guy thread as a mom who is experienced in fights, I would say cast paralyze on him, duct tape him to a chair and make him watch HOURS of Barney and Teletubbies. I am EVIL!

If you dont want to go to jail your best spell is "Hands of Time" You cast it,then you can cut organ of reproduction of this guy off ,then put it in his mouth,then go away(not so far) When the spell time ended you are absolutely innocent citizen in eyes of the police and your revenge is done
No pity, no mercy, no remorce.

How about vanish with an IQ of 50 this should really confuse him.

Your one twisted little woman lily!

stone to flesh? yes i think ston to flesh would be a good idea. He´s still alive (no danger of prison) and his reaction time is a little bit lowerd (iq=50???) Yes, yes stone him!!!

teefha

It sounds like it worked out pretty well for you. If it were me I'd probably just step back and cast Summon Bouncers.

I guess you should first cast Great heal or Heal to heal all your wounds and finally Incinerate that Boogre!!!!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drukus:
I was at my local nightclub about 30 mins ago enjoying Naughty By Nature and other Hip-Hop and R'n'B, when i acidently bumped into some big guy with an IQ of 50. Doing this caused some of his Rum and Coke, to spill onto his black shirt.... Quickly realiseing this, the guy grabed my arm, and glared at me, to which i said, "Oh S**T, im sorry man...." to which his only responce was to throw the remainder of his Rum and Coke at my face, and follow that with a right hook to the back of my head, as this over Testosteroned Mussle head was twice the size of me, i quickly fell to the floor..... quickly got back to my feet, and threw a punch into his nether regions.... undoubtly he went down... *evil grin*
Anyhoo, by this point, the two big New Zeland bouncers had grabed the both of us, and taken us outside.... where he was later kicked out after the bouncers figured out he was in the wrong.... so for the rest of the night, instead of dancing to Craig David and Destineys Child, i sat pondering how much more damage i could have done if i was a W&W character.... if only before the fight i could have cast Heroic Might! or Bloodlust!
Anyway, the point of my long sad tale, is to ask everybody what spell they would have cast in my position.... (even thought i think my responce of aiming for the family jewls worked quite efficiently!)
keeping in mind not to harm any other Night Clubbers.... so metor storm is a BIG NO-NO!!!!

Toad Village is for Toads!<hr></blockquote>

What do you mean Meteor Storm is a big no-no... just cast the sleep followed by meteor storm and duck around a corner or in the man's room [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hmmmm... I'm kinda partial to "Hands of Time" followed by "Lighting Bolt". Most probably won't kill the brute, but will incapacitate him for a time while you make your getaway! I like the "Vanish" idea, too. "Reflect Damage" might give him cause to reconsider his actions, and "Frighten" or "Voice of Terror" would be an effective deterrent to further violence.

Dr.Pick

Dont know, maybe get a life? Not trying to be a but hole, but, gameing and real life are 2 different things, dont get me wrong i love rpg's, but i still hunt, fish, go out, and live, you should try this if you post things like that on the board, no disrespect intended

Matt, relax. It's all in good fun, and it can help one to deal with an upsetting recent memory. It would only be problematic if one were to attempt to EMPLOY the aforementioned strategies in a real life situation INSTEAD OF using real life techniques such as calling police, bouncers, etc. That would indicate an unbalanced mental state which does not seem to be the case here.

+Dr.Pick

I'd Cast Word of Death in hope that it kills him w/o having to do any fighting but it has the potential to kill people around him. I would also cast reflect damage so he would be taking as much punishment as hes dealing to me i would probably use face of death instead of word of death if that fails i'd cast summon fiend and watch as his friends ditch him so i would have advantage 2 v 1. I would also cast Twisted Master and get all the drunk ppl and the bar keeper on my side. then i would sit back and laugh as i see everyone beating the crap out of him.

I would like Petrify and then take a nice hammer and pickle to reduce same parts ;)

(maybe stone to flesh after or leave him as a nice statue in a corner)

Hey brett no disrespect intended but you tell someone to get a life but then your examples of a life are fishing and hunting? Those arn't exactly non solitary activities [img]tongue.gif[/img] . And sorry to say it but personally I find hunters to usually be the ones in need of a life. Obviously not everyone fits the stereotype but Im guessing by your excellently worded and written post (sarcasm) that you do.

Amaron

I would have to say....Either Flame Strike or Elemental Blast(haven't gotten the high level spells yet). But I would have to do the Kung Fu thing more than likely. I like humiliating my opponents! I find it fun as heck!

Just a simple charm spell would do. Heh! Then comes satisfaction of having your new buddy do all kinds of nice things for you. Use your imagination for the next parts... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hmm, what about casting Voice of Terror and then Summon Undead... I bet he'd wet his pants ;)

Or, maybe force of mind would work well on an IQ 50 brute!

//Jazzid

If that were me I guess I would cast charmed, followed by venom so
When I am kicking his A** and he finally realize it, he would be
too busy gagging and not be able to retaliate. Ü