Just completed the game and was wondering what peoples favourite speeches by Minsc are?

Mine is "Boo must have his exercise, lest he bite us all in hard to reach places! Trust me on this one." Admittedly this is from the bonus CD, but hey!

Otherwise it is "Boo is too young to have to avenge me."

I love, "Minsc and Boo are ready", "See battle Boo, run Boo, run", "Minsc will lead with blade and boot, Boo will take care of the details, squeak squeak"

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Tis your lives to waste
-Drizzt do Urden

Wooho, my first reply to my first post! lol

Yeah, they're cool, and if you have Minsc talk to Lillacor [sp?] you can get "I've got more dents in me than a certain Rashaman rangers head" (it ain't exactly Minsc, but...)

Oh, sorry, i didn't notice. Well then, a proper welcome.
Welcome to Ironworks, and i'm glad ur a new guy. We need as much people as we can get. U never know when sombody has an interesting post. Cool message, but i don't like the sword cuz u have to kill carrion crawlers. I like them.

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Tis your lives to waste
-Drizzt do Urden

The funniest thing that i ever saw was in ToB when Minsc asks Aerie why she isn't upholding her witch duties. For those who don't have ToB, i wont say anything more about this.

Oh, and drop a line at GD to introduce yourself. Welcome http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/xyxwave.gif

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JR

Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

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Forest runner and first gnomish demiranger-protector with slightly rougueish tendencies and a natural dislike for Aerie

[This message has been edited by JR Jansen (edited 11-01-2001).]

WELCOME TO THE FORUM, Ezekial! Glad to meet you http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

I love these lines:
- Evil, meet my sword! Sword, meet evil!
- Terrible hamster justice will be wreaked upon you!
- You are as smars as Boo sometimes!

And, of course, this one: "He who sneaks on Minsc loses teeth!"


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Tanda,
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White Dragoness of The Dragoons Of The Wind

"Don't teach my Hamster to suck eggs."

"The face Minsc has is the face the ladies love! Boo loves Minsc's face too, don't you Boo?"

"Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!"

"Jump on my sword while you can, evil.. I won't be as GENTLE!"

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I've always liked: "Can we rest soon Boo is getting squirrely"

Here's another one.
'Don't let me put your ass on the kicking list aswell'

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JR

Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

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Forest runner and first gnomish demiranger-protector with slightly rougueish tendencies and a natural dislike for Aerie

I like the way Minc's hamster squeeks after a lot of things he says. Cracks me up every time hehe

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Open hells depths........come forth my servants!

I agree with Synthos on this subject.


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Tehmpus Thales the permanently InSaNe

My favourite line is when you get Minsc to hide in the shadows.

'No-one can see me - BUT MY BATTLECRY MIGHT GIVE ME AWAY!'

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Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas
Don't mention the score - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!

i like when your in a city he says "ahh City's teem with evil, LETS GIVE A GOOD SHAKE AND SEE WHAT FALLS OUT!" http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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My favorites are:

"We will leave no crevice untouched"

and

"Maybe we should come back with bigger swords" (dragon)



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I like when Minsc says:"You and Boo and I hamsters and Rangers everywhere rejoice!"

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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.
Leader of Keldorn's Order

I can't believe no one said this from BG1... The ultimate butt kicking sentence:

FULL PLATE AND PACKING STEEL

When he becomes leader " Magic is impressive, but NOW MINSC LEADS - SWORDS FOR EVERYONE!"

does anyone know what it means - "don't teach my hamster to suck eggs". THis one's always confused me [img]smile.gif[/img]

My favourite is "Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs"

Also one which no one has mentioned yet is when minsc does a critical miss, it's something like:
"Ahh, It's no good. I NEED BIGGER SWORD!"

I concur with:

"DON'T teach my hamster to suck eggs"

I heard that and spewed hot coffee all over my monitor!

A few more from BG1.

Minsc needs sleep: "Hm! Must rest! Got a bad case of armor chafe...."

Get him annoyed: "Fool me once--shame on you. Fool me TWICE--watch it! I'm HUGE!"

Annoy him a little more: "When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent!"

In caves: "There be safety in numbers. And I am two or three, at least."

And what I consider to be the epitome of Minsc: "BUTT-KICKING FOR GOODNESS!"

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SixOfSpades:
A few more from BG1.

Minsc needs sleep: "Hm! Must rest! Got a bad case of armor chafe...."

Get him annoyed: "Fool me once--shame on you. Fool me TWICE--watch it! I'm HUGE!"

Annoy him a little more: "When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent!"

In caves: "There be safety in numbers. And I am two or three, at least."

And what I consider to be the epitome of Minsc: "BUTT-KICKING FOR GOODNESS!"<hr></blockquote>


Thanks for those great quotes!! I loved his BG1 soundset, it was brilliant. I also loved Xzar in BG1 (LOL, can you tell? Check the sig)
BTW May I just say that your signature is absolutely...well, priceless? :D :D :D Absolutely had me in stitches. [img]smile.gif[/img]

"THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!" - when weapon innaffective.

I can't believe that no one said this, it's always been my favorite.

[ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: sloth4z ]</p>

minsc is quite a character isnt he? doesnt he say something like "My weapons not working I need to get a bigger sword" when the weapons ineffective i love the "dont teach my hampster to suck eggs" one and anything that involvesBoo

Something that got pulled from the game and this isnt too exact was: We shall not allow you to spread the jelly of your evil on the cracker of the world.

I saw DaveG post that on the blackisle site before

OK thats too funny. LOL jelly of evil heeheehee :D :D :D

I think if......when! BG3 comes out boo should have grown up and become a fully fledged Giant Space Hamster!! and be playable, of course then Minsc and Boo can Kick the Butts of evil together side by side!!!!

The wepaon ineffective is funny
"I need a bigger sword one"

And all the comments he makes where Boo joins in with a Squeak
That always makes me laugh

My personal fav is when you free him.... "you are almost as smart as Boo"

"Ah, We're all heroes, you and Boo and I"
"Cities teem with evil and decay, let's give it a good shake and see what falls out"
"Go for the eyes Boo!"

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drifter:
does anyone know what it means - "don't teach my hamster to suck eggs". THis one's always confused me [img]smile.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

I'm not 100% sure about any of this. Chicken farmers don't want their dogs to ever eat a raw egg. I think it's because to dogs, raw eggs taste like candy. In other words, they like it. So your dog will start eating more chicken eggs, and it's a bad habit. So it's best to never let a dog eat a raw egg in the first place. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Make sense? No? Well, I tried.

There is an old movie about an egg sucking dog. I forgot the name of the movie, but the dog's name is Moreover.

The Toe

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drifter:
does anyone know what it means - "don't teach my hamster to suck eggs". THis one's always confused me [img]smile.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

I'm not sure where it's from, but it's the funniest thing he says (IMO). Maybe it has something to do with Xzar's multi-click in BG that goes something like "I-I'll teach ya grandmother to suck EGGS."

Heh heh, don't ask me, I didn't write it.

[ 11-14-2001: Message edited by: Zerthimon ]</p>

the best one is from TOB when you finally take care of watchers keep. he says something like "Boo can't believe this, look at his little head shaking in disbelief. Well maybe its the cold... Nope, definitely disbelief."
I actually laughed out loud when he pulled that one out.

"GO FOR THE EYES BOO, GO FOR THE EYES!!<squeak squeak>"

I can only vaguely remember this as it happened a while ago, but he actually said something like "why is minsc always hurt the most in each fight?". This was after resurecting him for about the 20th time. - Well he's my tank!!! He needed some reassurance along the lines of ooohhh you're just such a big hero minsc.....

Anyone else had something like that one (or am I just careless with the big guy?)

My fav is "dont teach my hamster to suck eggs".