I just love this joke! You really must read it!
The ending is darkened to prevent spoiling - just select it to make it visible. It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he asks. "That's cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and immediately revised his plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: <font color="#3D2F1B">"DAMMIT, DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"</font> |
Good one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
*Watches the PG13 rating burst into flame and goes flying out the window* [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] |
Nice one, and perfect "stealth text" as well. Have a gold star [img]graemlins/tgestar4.gif[/img] and go to the top of the class [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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Good one Vedran! :D :D :D
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<font color=steelblue> [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Sweet! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] </font>
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LOL! I love it! [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D
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That's nice Vedran.
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