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Harkoliar 08-28-2002 12:14 PM

this is just simple fun i got from the internet [img]smile.gif[/img]

> > > It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has
> > >ONLY 365' days.
> > >
> > >Typical academic year for a student.
> > >
> > >1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
> > > days left 313.
> > >
> > >2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
> > > study. days left 263.
> > >
> > >3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days.
> > > days left 141.
> > >
> > >4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
> > > days left 126.
> > >
> > >5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly &
> > > eat)-means 30days. days left 96.
> > >
> > >6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
> > > days left 81.
> > >
> > >7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
> > > days left 46.
> > >
> > >8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6
> > > days.
> > >
> > >9. For sickness atleast 3 days. remaining days 3.
> > >
> > >10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. 1 day left.
> > >
> > >11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?"
> > > Balance days 0
> > >
> > > "How can a student pass ?????"

Bristowe 08-28-2002 12:28 PM

Haha :D indeed...

Kaltia 08-28-2002 12:33 PM

Now I know why I can never study for my GCSEs...thanks, Harkoliar, you made me smile [img]smile.gif[/img]

250 08-28-2002 12:57 PM

haha, so true and funny, thats tight!

Blade 08-28-2002 03:41 PM

lol you don't need that thing called sleep do you? you can study then [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mojo 08-28-2002 03:55 PM

That's shocking...and it's just having 1 hour for socialising and 1 for play every day...I'm gonna fail...*sob*

Calaethis Dragonsbane 08-28-2002 04:07 PM

You... do what you must... you either pass or fail. Lie if you must; lie and lie and lie... [img]tongue.gif[/img] well, on some exams at least; RE's a good one for that, and eng lit... oh, does that defeat the object of RE? I'm sorry... you didn't HONESTLY expect me to believe that I respect these idiots who practice forms of fanatism... erm, ignore that... *cough*


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