Ask me a question, bored!!! Hehe ok, fine I'll make this more BG-Related.

What's your favorite plot in BG2?

Personally, I love the Bard's Playhouse.

"Have you seen my Teddy Bear?"

5 minutes later... ...

"You! There! Teddy Bear here now! Oops... must have poked you too hard."

5 minutes later... ...

"Yay! My Teddy Bear!"

The next day... ...

"Thank you for putting him to rest. Here's some more easy Xp."
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"Noooo! Why did you kill my friend?"

"Because I am insane enough to want an insane talking sword... MwerWahHAHAHAHA!"
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"Didn't I say to keep out of the house? Oh damnit... I'm sick of dying for every other player who wants to wield the oh so mighty katana. HERE! Here's your damn katana and a rogue stone too. I expect you want the arcane staff of cheesiness as well. Send my regards to the lich."
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"Veldrin... you betrayed me? DAMN YOU! I will rip... rip... BY LOLTH! I slept with a gnome?!"

"Yeah babe. Nice to have the Drow as the lower race for one night."
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Hehehehe!