<h2>THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER</h2>
Sazerac, Editor
Contributing Photojournalist: Skywalker {Mark}

<h3>SPECIAL UPDATE: The "Coleslaw Casanova" Strikes Again!</h3>

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Hugh Mongor has done it again!

Quickly becoming known as the most fickle lover in the Gael Serran, the "lonely hearted" Jungle Lily known as Hugh Mongor has ditched the Altar of Serran statue and focused his amorous attentions on a rosy Crab O' The Sea!

"I tried and I tried," Hugh was quoted as saying, "but I just couldn't get through to my ex-lover. She had a heart of stone. I just couldn't read her. On any issue or argument we had, she'd never budge. Nothing I did would move her. I finally got tired of her giving me the silent treatment and finally left. It broke my heart, but what's a sensitive, lovelorn herb to do otherwise?"

When Hugh was asked about his current lover, he said, "She's all I'll ever need. Even though she can be crusty, when she hugs you, oboy, you stay hugged! She's never put the pinch on me, though, even though she can be quite crabby if I haven't shelled out enough to suit her. Conchita and I will be together forever! I'd dive to the bottom of the sea for her."

Yep. Right, Hugh. We're buying it, aren't we? At least until next week...or tomorrow? I guess whichever comes first...

Uh...wait! Hugh! Buddy! Hehehe...it was a joke, you know? Ha-ha..? Wait! NO! Don't spew that...AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

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Keep watching for updates to the Gael Serran Examiner. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW!

-Sazerac, Editor

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ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gads, how I like the Hugh Mongor issues!!!!

High Five!!!!!!!!!

Wyv


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Dangit, I lose more reporters that way... http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...es/biggrin.gif

-Sazerac

Actually seems like inspiration to try to find Hugh somewhere in my own game! LOL!!!

Wyv

Okay - decided that my 1000th post should land here rather than in some other post! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...iles/smile.gif

TWANG

Wyv

1000!!! Woohoos, Whistles and bell ringing goin' on ova hea!
Seriously! We have an antique "ranch style" dinner bell on the porch & I clanged it for ya! Heh heh heh...neighbors think I am nuts lol!

CONGRATULATIONS WYVERN!

Another Great Story Saz! Sorry about the loss of your reporter! Perhaps someone with a Rebirth spell will pass by before he starts to smell!

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Moni

Wyvern: I am truly Honored!

<h1>1000!
1000!
1000!
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-Sazerac

ROTFL
Sorry to say it but she seems like a right shellfish bastard to me. http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...es/biggrin.gif

Hey, big whoop on the old 1k there Wyvern http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...iles/smile.gif

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One love, peace.

[This message has been edited by Charlie (edited 04-10-2001).]

Charlie:

<h1>^ 5!</h1>

-Sazerac

For those of you who want to follow the full story about this "Casanova Coleslaw", I've pushed up the "Special Feature" and "10th Edition" threads. You will see that this character is a "love 'em and leave 'em" guy. As soon as he finds someone new to frondle, he's off and running!

-Sazerac