Heyas everyone


After reading through the 'Your Friday Night' thread in General Discussions I thought I would create a Little Britain thread.

So, is there any fans of the show?

Whats your favourite sketch/quote?

Let us know


--Kestrel--

Hey oop! I want that one! yeeeeessss, that one! OoooOoooOOOoo, I'm a lady. But I'm still the only gay in the villaage.

I wana go home now!

:D

Whats "little britain"?

I would enter my opinion but the "computer says no!" [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 01-25-2005, 06:40 AM: Message edited by: General Nosaj ]

Has to be:
Lou: What pet would you like?
Andy: That one
Lou: But you don't like snakes
Andy: Yeah ano
Lou: What are you gonna call it?
Andy: Thumper!

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You poor deprived person you.


Girl: I want the chocolate cake!
Woman: Missy here would like the chocolate cake.
Scotsman: Verywell, I shall return shortly with the cake trolley... I am here with the cake trolley
Woman: Missy has a nut allergy, do you know if it has nuts in?
Scotsman: Yhes!
Woman: Is that yes you do know, or yes there are nuts?
Scotsman: Yhes!
Man: Well which is it?
Scotsman: If I tell ye the truth I tell ye a lie, but if I tell ye a lie im also telling ye a lie *plays the piccalilo*
Man: Does the chocolate contain nuts? Yes or no?
Scotsman: Carrot Cake, Carrot Cake; have ye any nuts? *holds the carrot cake to his ear* The Carrot Cake contains... No nuts
Scotsman: Lemon Drizzle Cake, Lemon Drizzle Cake; have ye any nuts? *holds the Lemon Drizzle Cake to his ear* The Lemon Drizzle Cake contains... No nuts *plays the piccalilo* No nuts
Scotsman: Chocolate Cake, Chocolate Cake; have ye any nuts? *holds the Chocolate Cake to his ear* He wants to speak with you *gives the Man the Chocolate Cake*

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--Kestrel--

"But I haven't got any arms or legs."
"Ah yes, I forgot."

LOL Blunderbuss. That shopkeeper scene is class.

Man: "Have you got any films about policemen turning into professional boxers, produced in 1971?"
Shopkeeper: "I'll check, Margaret! Margaret! Have we got any films about policemen turning into professional boxers, produced in 1971?"
Margaret: "No, I don't think any thing like that has been made."
Shopkeeper: "Sorry, I don't think that film has been made."
Man: "I'll wait."

Lmao!

Lou: Right, now. We are going to a restaurant later so what outfit do you want me to get out?
Andy: Smurf!
Lou: Smurf? But its a posh restaurant, I don't think your Smurf outfit is appropriate.
Andy: Smurf!
Lou: Yeah, but getting your Smurf outfit all ready is a right kaffuffel. No, I think we just get you a nice shirt and tie.
Andy: A want Smurf!
Lou: Are you sure?
Andy: Yeah!

*cuts to the restaurant with Andy painted blue and wearing a smurf outfit*

Andy: I look a pillock

*Andy to the waiter*

Andy: Have you got any crisps?

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--Kestrel--