Okay. So I've been working over this in my head, wondering how on earth they're going to make a sequel to this thing. I finally came to the conclusion that it couldn't be on a plane again. Then on what? I realized that "Snakes on a Train" would make a great title, but how would it work? I mean, if you're on a train and there are snakes, you can just, you know, stop the train and get off. What to do? I then said to myself, "Self," I said, "The answer is sitting right in front of you."
I realized that for Snakes on a Train to work, we'd need to combine the premise of Snakes on a Plane with that of another movie: Speed! Think of it! Snakes on a train that can't drop below a brisk 40 miles per hour, and a weight sensor so you can't jump off or throw the snakes off. Think of it! Wilford Brimley can star as the guy who gets sick and tired of the snakes on the train. I'll be sending the idea to the producers first thing tomorrow. It can't miss!

Er, hang on. You telling me that the parody poster i saw for the movie Snakes on a Plane, wasn't a parody?.. [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

I think we'll need to cast Steven Seagal for this. He Bested Terrorists, Butchered Aliens and Blew up Jehova's witnesses. Now he faces the greatest challenge to date. Snakes on a Train! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Snakes on a Plane.....Pure Gold in my book....

i havent even watched the first one. the title is sooo.. you know!

was it any good?

I watched it just to see what the fad was all about.

It's not a movie that itself seriously... I think. Anyway, if you watch it expecting something cheezy, you'll enjoy it.

Sorry, I D, they beat you to it. FWIW I like your idea better...

Plot Summary for Snakes on a Train (2006)

A powerful Mayan curse causes snakes to hatch in the stomach of a young woman, eating her inside out. She needs to get from Mexico to Los Angeles in order to have the curse lifted by a powerful Mayan shaman. On the brink of death she boards a train headed for L.A. Unfortunately the passengers are now trapped on board, and left to fall victim to these vicious, venomous vipers.

I think Snakes on a Rocketship would be more badass. The only problem then is that there isn't enough people to kill off. But just imagine it... giant venomous vipers flying through zero gravity and coming right at you.

My idea is still better. I mean, it involves Wilford Brimley. What more could you ask for?

I've been thinking about the script, and decided that, in a dramatic turn of events, Wilford's blood sugar drops to dangerous levels, and his insulin runs out. In order to boost his blood sugar to survive, he must eat the snakes, saving both himself and the passengers. His catch phrase will be, "Dagnabbit, I am sick of these conflabbit snakes on this conflabbit train!"

In conclusion, I clearly win [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#009999">I think "The Rock" Dwayne Douglas Johnson could play the lead for a sequel to this movie.</font>

[ 09-22-2006, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]