Hi everyone. New Bloke here.
Did anyone else spend( sorry waste) time deciphering that loonies scroll.
After staring at the message for some time, inspiration struck, and 5 minutes later I was the proud owner of a scroll which reads:

My pantaloons are full of weasels.
Inform the Queen, so that she might shoo them away.
Here we go ‘round the mulberry bush.
Go monkey GO!

Doh!

Heh, heh... I'm sorry, but that is a rich prank to get you to waste your time.
Just pick up Jan Jensen and you can get all the goofball quotes you can enjoy and you don't have to decipher them...