Keldorn: One must maintain constant discipline and remember the four principles of virtue... that is my motto and everlasting burden.

Jan: Virtue, eh knighty?

Keldorn: Indeed, little one. 'Tis not virtuous to refer to me as 'knighty'.

Jan: Another human with his shorts in a knot. But I digress. Anyway, Keldy, my mother wrote a book on virtue.

Keldorn: Did she?

Jan: Oh, yes. A book on the virtues of erotic love. "Sins of the Flesh Golem", it was called. Excellent sales in the paladin's spouse market.

Keldorn: A wholly inappropriate jest, Jan. You should be ashamed.

Jan: It is no jest. I'll send you a copy, if your wife does not already have one.

Keldorn: Never speak of my wife, gnome. Your lack of respect is appalling.

Jan: Ah, now I see. One of THOSE.

Keldorn: It is not your place to judge my affairs. You must learn to respect your elders.

Jan: I do respect my elders. This has nothing to do with them. In fact, it reminds me of the chapter where the paladin first makes passionate love to the flesh golem. What a beautiful scene...

Keldorn: Begone, gnome, lest my honor demand that I perform acts that you shall regret.

Jan: 'Fleshy, honey,' the paladin said. 'Yes, baby?' said the golem...



Thank you for reading. Tomorrow, a special Jan feature; 'Jan Speaks About "Abi-Dalzim's Whatever"!'

ROTFLOL!!!!! I can't wait to start a new game and grab jan in my party ASAP. Ive decided he's a must-have for the amusement factor alone!!!

Good stuff!!!!!!!!!
We're waiting with bated breath...

Personally, this was my favorite Jan moment, and I've wondered if I missed it from you. Boy, he really knows how to push Keldorn's buttons.