<font color="deeppink", Size="4">Welcome to the sixteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! My my, we are prolific aren't we! :D All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!</font>

<font color="fuschia", size="3">Recently, along with the normal debauchery and depravity Beaumanoir has left us for a short while as he is moving house and his internet ain't up, also, MIA leader OTP has shown himself, but while neither are here yours truly is temp. in charge, and of course I've been abusing my power (like there's anything else to do with it [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
Other than that, and Avy condemning us :D , pretty normal!!! </font>

<font color="Pink">Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Barb's knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent roof courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are statues of Aelia, Galadria and DragonMage to be admired by all, with ample drool drains nearby ;) .</font>

Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted :D

<font color="skyblue">Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this (excellent applications may proceed straight to the birthday suit portion :D ). </font>

<font color="hotpink", size="4">Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!</font>

Ooooh, first time I've started one... I feel... so happy. :rolleyes: [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Now stop reading this and have fun!!!! :D

[ 04-08-2002, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: Talthyr Malkaviel ]

Neb enters the building, puts on some nice relaxing Metallica and then sits in a couch. Suddenly he remembers something, stands up, locates Talthyr and kicks him, "Go post on the RP you lazy lout."

Ah! Excellent choice, put on 'Nothing Else Matters' or 'Enter Sandman' two of my favourite's them.
Oh, and I've posted on the RP now. *melts large block of cheese over Neb's head then ties him to a table and lets a horde of rats eat it off.*

*Brushes off the rats, puts on "I Disappear"* Too bad Aelia isn't around :( She can't access IW. I miss her tormenting me :(

*Adds a sauna to the building, with nice chocolate fumes..... Also reestablishes the magical nekkedness zone to kick in as soon as a female enters the building*

puts on "Unforgiven 2" gets tired, puts on "fear of the dark" with Iron Maide, gets tired, puts on "döda mej inte så dödar jag inte dej" med Radioaktiva räkor...relaxes

hey all you ORTies..any blonde virgins around?

*Puts it back on to 'Unforgiven 2' as this is another strong favourite, but I forgot to mention it, then puts on 'Bring your daughter to the slaughter by Iron Maiden, then 'Her Ghost in the Fog by Cradle of Filth.*
Mmmmmmmmm.... music!!

*Relaxes on the couch* Nope, none around I fear.... But when some arrive they're mine, you can have them after I'm done with 'em.

*Puts on the Nightmare Creatures soundtrack*

*puts on Accept with anything from the russian roulette album*

forget it Neb, the blonde virgins are mine! MINE!
And you're not gonna do anything about it! HA! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

By the way Tally-boy
you said this was the fifteenth ORT building in the opening post..when it is really, the SIXTEENTH
shame on you :nono:

Alright, but I get all of the non-blonde ones then. *Goes to the chocolate sauna*