I got this from another Morrowind forum. I decided to bring it over here... enjoy.

You know Morrowind's taking over your life when.....

Someone asks you what you want to do with your life and you reply,
"Become the Neravarine."

Someone asks you your age and you reply,
"Level 17."

You pour yourself a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and you can't help but think someone shrunk and tie-dyed a bunch of netch hide.

You're running on the treadmill and you can't figure out why you're getting tired..

Everytime you pick up a writing or eating utensil, you feel an insane urge to enchant it, with butter, jelly, marker colourings or some other spread.

You get frustrated with the fact that, no matter how many times you jump, you're not going any higher.

Rather than ask someone where they got those 'pimp/fly' duds, you have an insane urge to taunt them, kill them, and take said clothing.

You think the plane passing overhead is a cliff racer that didn't notice you, yet.

Each morning, when I wake up, I expect to get the opportunity to raise my stats and tell myself that I'm learning more and more about life as an adventurer.

You then go to the local store and get in a sneaky stance and tiptoe behind the worker and half-cover your eyes, pretending to be invisible, and snatch a beef jerky.

When in a mall, you see a ugly person with sunken eyes. You whisper to the stranger next to you, "It draws near. What does it want?"

You peer up into the sky, believing that a man named Tarhiel will drop any moment.

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......you call everybody a " Scum " .

eg, When someone bump into you or walk pass you, you say " go about to your business, Scum! " or " We are watching you, Scum! ".

[ 01-23-2003, 01:41 AM: Message edited by: Kakero ]

Hmmmm..

You wander off into the forest for days in search of tombs to rob.
You forget to eat and drink. (true for any game I guess lol)
You refer to someone as "N`wah!"
You get tired of your house so you look for a house mod? :{

sneak around befriending shop keepers and getting annoyed when they won't lower their prices for you -
go out into the forest and look for leaves n stuff, take it back to the shop and get even more annoyed when they wont buy it...
heh, go up to a police offier and ask if you can "join the legion"... and wonder why they won't let you and don't give you a free set of armour and a bed to rest in...

(damn typos:P)

[ 01-23-2003, 04:37 AM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

Bribe shopkeepers with 10, or even a hundred quid to get the price reduced on a plastic toy sword you've just seen which is worth £7.95 retail.

(It's better than yours as your repair skill is too low to fix the bends in your present one.) [img]smile.gif[/img]

Your neighbour asks you how you're doing and you reply: ....Annoying outlander (insert dark voice) :D

[ 01-23-2003, 07:44 AM: Message edited by: johnny ]

...You keep circling around the equestrial monuments in your city looking for the siltstrider guy.

...on the beach you go berserk when you see the swimsuited people and think they are 6th house dreamers

...you try to cast divine intervention to get to the nearest police station

...you look up at night and wonder what happened to the big red moon

Just to make 240 posts...

...you jump down from the skyscraper roof to spare loading time between doors and try casting slowfall. (and discover your agility & acrobatics aren't really that high)

Holy a**burgers, you're right! Where is the big red moon?

here's some more

....You keep on touching statues in hope that they give you a quest.

....You strip yourself naked when you are caught stealing.