On Women's cars...

‘So many men, so few who can afford me.’

‘Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich.’

‘Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.’

‘Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares?’

‘And your point is?’

‘Next mood swing: 6 minutes.’

‘If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.’


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Those are great. I hadn't seen any of them. One of my favorites is "Keep honking, I'm reloading." Just kind of fits the whole L.A driving atmosphere.

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-General George Patton (1885-1945)
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One word: GAAAAK! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif

I have one that can top that, though...on the rear bumper of the car of a vegetarian feminist who works at our company:

"Heart Attacks are God's punishment for eating his animal friends."

NICE, huh? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../angryfire.gif
Don't get me started...

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Sheep...They ask so little. They give so much.

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Hey...
If G*d didn't want us to eat animals, why'd he make them out of meat? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/xomunch.gif

vegan feminazis are the worst... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/uhoh2.gif I'm scared...


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Vegetarian feminists believe that you are what you eat. In this one's book, that makes me dead meat. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

No kidding.

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Those are pretty funny if there just joking around.
Otherwise, what a $%^#&^ %$&**#!
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BEWARE the women driving a car with one of these on the bumper...

They're usually the same one's who dress in tiny skirts, low-cut tops, then ask "What are YOU looking at ?" when you smile at them...

*RudeDawg, remembering his youth, and the horrible jungle that is the single's scene*


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I wouldn't do the singles thing again, not for love nor money! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif

However, jerks are jerks, regardless of gender. You see plenty of female-bashing bumper stickers, more so than male-bashing ones. The thing that saddens me is that female liberation was supposed to "liberate" females to be their true selves, not bring them down to the lowest common denominator with that of their worst oppressors...

or maybe that's just the most vocal ones. Me, I always seek for the quiet ones...the ones with no axe to grind and who just want to live a good life and give and receive love.

They ARE out there. You just have to turn down the volume on the idiots.

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So tru, Saz, so true...

As Always, Sazerac is a fountain of wisdom...

Where were you when I was taking Philosophy ? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/ponder.gif

I'm purposely avoiding the whole single's scene...

Just being the Dawg, and seeing what comes my way...

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