Some questions you can ask your friends/colleagues/other halves:

1. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
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Open the door, stuff it in, then close it. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

2. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
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Open the door, take out the elephant, then put in the giraffe. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

3. Tarzan calls for a meeting. All the animals in the jungle come, excpet one. Which animal is it that didn't turn up?
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The giraffe, 'cos he's still in the fridge!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Bada-boom.

*ducks all the rotten tomaotes and fruits thrown*

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"Cities always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and SEE WHAT FALLS OUT!!" - Minsc
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LOL!!

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