· "Practice Safe Food -- Use Condiments"

· "Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe in Gosh"

· "When Did My Wild Oats Turn Into Shredded Wheat?"

· "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15"

· "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words, But It Uses Up a Thousand Times the Memory"

· "They Call Me a Feminist Every Time I Say Something That Distinguishes Me From a Doormat"

· "My Husband and I Divorced Over Religious Differences -- He Thought He Was God and I Didn't"

· (On the front) "I Cannot be Bought" -- (On the back) "Inquire About Leasing"

· "All I Ask Is a Chance to Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy"

· "Welcome to Kentucky -- Set Your Watch Back 20 Years"

· "Five Out of Four People Don't Understand Fractions"

· "Men and Women Are From Earth -- Deal With It"


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LMAO!
#11 is great!

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"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"

ROFLhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif, my favs are #8 and #9. More of those, please.

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Oh! These are GREAT! I'm saving them!!! Thanks for posting them. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

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Having abandoned my
search for truth, I am
now looking for a good
fantasy.

For R³ in thanks:
Sometimes I think I
understand everything,
then I regain consciousness.