A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he
wanted to marry her right away. She said,
"But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about
each other as we go along." So she consented
and they were married. They went on a honey-
moon to a very nice resort. While they were
lying by the pool the next morning, he got up
off of his towel, climbed the ten-meter board
and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, followed
by three rotations in the jackknife position.
When he straightened out, he cut the water like
a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he
came back and laid down on the towel. She said,
"That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be
an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
we'd learn more about each other as we went
along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started
doing laps. After about thirty laps, she climbed
back out and laid down on her towel, hardly out
of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were
you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No," she
said, "I was a hooker in St. Louis and I worked
both sides of the river."

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"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"

she sounds like a hard-working young lady.

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a bunch of long hairs.
trux

Falling about giggling hysterically!

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Man, you got to love our wonderful "ladies of the evening" and the sacrifices they make to provide their services! "Neither rivers, nor hail, nor sleet, nor slow, nor gloom of night, shall keep these ladies from their appointed rounds! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif

Great one, John D.! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif



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i can only say two things

"the truth hurts"
"ignorance is a bliss"

LOL

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Just wait till he finds out she's a lady-boy http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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Lol! I can see his next question. "You *aren't* one anymore are you?"

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ROTFLMAO!!! John, that is hilarious! *giggle*
Ditto, Redblue. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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