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John D Harris 10-08-2001 08:34 PM

... Absolutely the best suggestion I've seen so far on what to do with Bin
Laden:

1. Killing him will only create a martyr.
2. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to
demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Special Forces or Seals covertly capture him, fly him to an
undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex
change
operation. Then we return Osumalita over to Afghanistan to live as a woman
under the Taliban.

Now that is a novel approach to justice...


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SSJ4Sephiroth 10-08-2001 08:38 PM

ROTFLMAO! maan, that WOULD be a great solution! Osama, scared straight! er, yeah, straight, i think thats the word...

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250 10-08-2001 08:45 PM

LOL

whats a reward for dead Muslim woman in heaven? anyone?

Ladyzekke 10-08-2001 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John D Harris:
... Absolutely the best suggestion I've seen so far on what to do with Bin
Laden:

1. Killing him will only create a martyr.
2. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to
demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Special Forces or Seals covertly capture him, fly him to an
undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex
change
operation. Then we return Osumalita over to Afghanistan to live as a woman
under the Taliban.

Now that is a novel approach to justice...



The way the Taliban treats women seems like an excellent punishment to me for bin runnin.!!


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Ladyzekke 10-08-2001 08:54 PM

Also, another fun thing to do to Bin Laden (may have been posted before):

Go to:

http://www.zenithpartyproductions.com/whack_a_bin.swf

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250 10-08-2001 09:25 PM

OMG!!! this is hilarious!!

Ladyzekke 10-08-2001 09:43 PM

LOL 250, I have tried offhand twice, got 47 both times, what about you LOL?

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250 10-08-2001 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ladyzekke:
LOL 250, I have tried offhand twice, got 47 both times, what about you LOL?


me got 50!!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif yay!!!!

Ladyzekke 10-08-2001 10:18 PM

bah! You win THIS time! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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John D Harris 10-08-2001 10:31 PM

68 & 73 Thanks Miss Ladyzekke Ma'am

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Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800
High powered rifle with scope $1000
Hotel room with roof access $100
A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!


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