I'm sitting here at the local library and this older man, bald, rather fat, came in and asked the clerk "Do you have books here".
I had really hard time not explode into a fit and I think the clerk just went to the back, she was having hard time too.

Were do these paople come from, I mean tis is a library, what did he expect to find here!?!

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ROFL! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif Oh, this is just brilliant! He was bald, was he? DAMN! Couldn't tell if he was blonde could you http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Guns don't kill people, people kill other people.
So, therefore:
Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here!


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Did that man have a brain?http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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LOL! that is funny http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Silly as going into Seafood restaurant and asking,"Do you serve crabs?" and get the answer, "Of course sir, we serve anybody!" <Groan>


Still The Most Humbly Prideful (?) Member Of The Illuminati!


Mark

ROFL!! This is soo funny!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

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Guns don't kill people, people kill other people.
So, therefore:
Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here!


Link
Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings
Member of Clan HADB
Supreme Warrior of Myst
Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

I remember when I was working in a convenience (sp?) store, people would walk up to me and ask "Do you work here?". I was usually dressed in a t-shirt with a big store logo in it. I always wanted to say "no I get a discount if I wear this t-shirt while shopping"
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
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[edit] my speling is awful today http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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[This message has been edited by Jorath Calar (edited 10-26-2001).]

She shoulda said 'er, no not really, just a few rather maggot ridden apples, should you care to partake'.



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Gee Mark - I thought if you had spotted that line about have you got any books, that you would then post the relevant Monty Python Skit (ie Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ).


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Umph, umph, umph. I put that one just a bit below the one where the students ask me, "Is this important?" or "Is this going to be on the test?" Um...well, nah, I'm just standing up here, flapping my jaws to take up time....SHEESH! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

Too Good, JC!



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