Study of Dogs


Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.


They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.


They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.


They growl when they are not happy.


When you want to play they want to play.


When you want to be alone they want to play.


They are great at begging.


They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.


They leave their toys everywhere.


They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.


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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.
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This is true of me, too! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
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Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

*Rubs DM's tummy*

LOL, but your conclusion is wrong. They are not men in fur coat, they're just like Humans in fur coats http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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*rolls over and gyrates foot wildly*

(darn you and your flood control!)

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

Hey Arvon! You've met my bf then?

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