The Lawyer Died

A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."

The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."

Told to me BY a lawyer....

What's 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?


A good start!

LOL, I think he disliked having competition, Dragoncub ;)

Good :D :D :D Arvon! Poor lawyer...

Oh, oh, oh, that one was MEAN!!!! [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

Cheers,

LOL!

btw I am curious why is it that noone likes lawyers?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by DiabloRex:
LOL!

btw I am curious why is it that noone likes lawyers?<hr></blockquote>

they make to much money(most of them in at least J/k), and people here in the US are lawsuit happy [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL

Did You Hear The One About The Terrorists Who Took 100 Lawyers Hostage??

They Threatend To Release One Every Hours Their Demands Wern't Met..

:D :D :D

i pity the lawyer

Corny, corny, corny, corny, corny, corny, corny..............
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