The Nose-Picking Glossary

The Kiddie Pick: When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick: When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

Fake Nose Scratch: When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

Making A Meal Out Of It: You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

Surprise Pickings: When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

Autopick: The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. NOTE: Someone is always looking.

Pick Your Brains: Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

Pick And Save: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

Pick And Roll: No explanation needed.

Pick And Flick: Ditto.

Pick And Stick: You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

Paydirt: The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.

For Double-Yuck! don't forget:

Pick, Roll and Eat: As above, but the evidence of the nasal adventure is consumed by the adventurer. (Preferred by those less than 10 years of age)

I think i'll skip my sandwich for now.....egrh...yuck!

People have got the wrong idea, I'm just trying to scratch my brain. It's the same when I stick my fingers in my ears...

Well if i'm honest, i like to stick up crayons in my nose. My record: 5, but then i'll get quite dizzy in my head. :D
And it's hard to get them out. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I'm just kidding of course, but maybe i've done it when i was a child. Aargh i dont remember, maybe it's still stuck there! :D

You forgot one.

Now you see it, now you don't. Now you see it, now you don't - Anyone around toddlers will know what I'm talking about hehe

I have a friend who's son passes a string of Twizzler up his nose then out his mouth. He then pulls on each end like a string...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Wulfere:
I have a friend who's son passes a string of Twizzler up his nose then out his mouth. He then pulls on each end like a string...<hr></blockquote>


Now THAT is disgusting. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hahaha! Humor in my taste [img]smile.gif[/img]