a salesman knocks on the door of a house, only to be greated by a ten year old boy. trailing behind the boy is a long cape. on his head, he is wearing a fedora. he has a huge glass of brandy in one hand, and a remote control in the other. in his mouth, a huge cuban cigar. the salesman asks the boy, "are your parents home?" then the boy looks at him and replies, "does it F***ing look like it!!!??"

Hey that would be funny if it made me laugh. But it didn't so it isn’t funny. In fact I’m crying. No I’ve lost my will to live. Well Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms (delete where appropriate) Morgan, you've taken your first victim with your bad "humour". HOW DOES IT FEEL? DO YOU FEEL BIG? I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life. Hey, you can move to Britain and work for Channel 5 (for any non-British people Channel 5 if the cheapest thing going, its basically porn, bad comedy and well porn oh yeah and some crappy soaps).
Well, good bye everyone I’m going to dig my grave, lie in it and think about that terrible joke until I die!

thank you al, from you, that is a compliment. nuff said.

oh, and its not MY humor, i only heard it, and thought it funny myself, so i posted it here. if you dont like it, suck it up and shut up. thanx, and have a nice day, go drink some tea, and dig your grave! [img]graemlins/ninja.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hey i'm sorry man. I got a bit carried away. I trying to give up smoking and its 3 am here. So i'm a bit cranky. But thats no excuse for being an a*****e.
Sorry again man...Does anyone have a ciggy?

its no prob man, my wife is trying to quit too, so im used to it, lol. later, thanx for appology, and good luck. try and get zyban, its supposed to work wonders.

Thanks man. I need all the luck i can get. I think i'll look into Zyban, the withdrawl is killing me. Ah well i supose its for the best. lol good luck to your wife as well.