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Arvon 01-23-2002 10:42 AM

I'll bet this got the attention of the mod's

Advantages of Breast Milk

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A.

Sir ReGiN 01-23-2002 10:46 AM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Bruce The Aussie 01-23-2002 10:48 AM

:D

Larry_OHF 01-23-2002 11:38 AM

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Yeah...I will admit, I was worried...but it is funny!
:D

My wife will appreciate that one. She is in her Senior year of College, studying Nutrition, and one of her classes is on Breastfeeding vs. the powder stuff. I know all of the pros. and cons about it. ;) </font>

MagiK 01-23-2002 11:56 AM

Don't forget all the fun you can have obtaining said nutritious stuff [img]smile.gif[/img]

Scholarcs 01-23-2002 04:35 PM

*sigh* Immature adults...
:D

Dundee Slaytern 01-24-2002 02:20 AM

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rotfl.gif

LennonCook 01-24-2002 03:20 AM

<font color="lightgreen", face="magneto", size="2"> I love it, I love it!!</font>

Sir Byronas 01-24-2002 08:27 AM

That is funny! Good one, Arvon!

MagiK 01-24-2002 02:11 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Scholarcs:
*sigh* Immature adults...
:D
<hr></blockquote>

What exactly is immature about singing the praises of one of natures finest products and its attractive and utilitarian packaging?

:D

Edit: Umm would it be packaging? or dispenser...or some wonderful ingenious combination of both package and dispenser [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: MagiK ]</p>


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