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Larry_OHF 01-23-2002 10:32 PM

<font color="lightblue">New Dog Cross Breeds


The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + ShihTzu
Oh, never mind.... </font>

Scholarcs 01-23-2002 10:42 PM

That is funny! Especially about the Lab Coat Retriever, I could do with one of those.

Grand-Ranger 01-23-2002 11:11 PM

ROFL! The last one is the funnyest..

Pangur Ban 01-24-2002 05:51 AM

LOL [img]graemlins/nicekitty.gif[/img]

Who knows, with genetic engineering we may get to see some of these real soon !!

DragonMage 01-24-2002 07:19 AM

OH! That is entirely toooooo funny! :D

I know it's childish, but that last one - What a HOOT! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]


Pangur, we should try to come up with some for cats, too. ;)


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