...While contimplating the Efrix


Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot,
but anyone going faster is a maniac?

I'm not into working out. My philosophy is: no pain, no pain.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your
groin unprotected.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my
suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was
murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there
were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets
mad at you, but when you take him in a car he
sticks his head out the window?

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have
been more specific.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out,
I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long
somebody stands there picking the locks, they are
always locking three of them.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains.
I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it,
maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and
they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals.
I think my children are beautiful, but I only have photos
of them on the wall.

John, I loved these! Could I possibly post them somewhere else, with your permission?

*hugs*

Brilliant! Truly worth considering, and trying yourself too ;) :D
Thank you for that

[ 03-09-2002: Message edited by: Sir ReGiN ]</p>

LOL!!!

That was great!!! and the first quote made me laugh ... so true for me :D

Heehee!!!

How about;

If all is not lost, where is it?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Reeka:
John, I loved these! Could I possibly post them somewhere else, with your permission?

*hugs*<hr></blockquote>
Miss Reeka Ma'am, Feel free to post'em where ever you like :D I get'em from old fighter pilots that spend lots of time contimplating their navels and studying the Efrix. :D

very nice mate, i enjoyed those thoroughly

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by John D Harris:


Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and
they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals.
I think my children are beautiful, but I only have photos
of them on the wall.<hr></blockquote>

Those are great John, especially this one [img]smile.gif[/img]

Miss Aelia Ma'am,
I do have a couple of Pondscum's heads mounted on my wall :D
Pondscum=Daughters boyfriends

ROTFLMAO! thats so funny!