The Geography of a Woman
>
>Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like
>Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally
>beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas.
>
>Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
>discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
>countries with cash or cars.
>Between the ages of 30 -35,she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
>and
>convinced of its own beauty.
>
>Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
>have
>been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
>desirable place to visit.
>
>Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the
>war
>and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
>
>Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
>Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the
>frigid
>climate keeps people away.
>
>Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
>glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
>
>After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
>is, but no one wants to go there.
>
>The Geography of a Man
>
>Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like
>Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

If you are not a female, you are stepping on dangerous ground, my friend. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

EDIT: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN ENGLAND HAS NO FUTURE! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN?!?! LONDON IS MOST POSSIBLY ONE OF THE MOST CULTURAL CITIES IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD!!!

[ 05-08-2002, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ]

I was sent this in email BY a female, does that count? :D "Stepping on dangerous ground" is my middle name :D

Ah, no problems here... It's that girl from Alien, see? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I LIVE in England :D

Ah, no problems here... It's that girl from Alien, see? [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Trust cheeky-boy Grojlach to stick his unwanted nose in :D

just remember the song my friend, "Treat him like a lady!" (j/k :D )

I will decline comment on the first part of his post. Although I d tend to agree with the secon part about men

I LIVE in England :D [/QUOTE]

In that case I withdraw my comment. :D

What no one found it funny? I'm disappointed in you lot [img]tongue.gif[/img]