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Cerek 11-08-2004 05:30 PM

<font color=plum>Alright, I know it isn't really a "Current Event", but it does deal with the subjects of several threads on this forum - and I figured we could use a bit of humor to ease up some of the recent tensions here. ;0

I also wanted to post this particular joke to show that I can also be fair and make fun of my choice for President too (besides, I just thought the joke was too funny not to share). </font>

<font color=lime>George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in pread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!" :D </font>

Timber Loftis 11-08-2004 05:41 PM

[img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] GOOD ONE!!!

Dirty Meg 11-08-2004 05:47 PM

That was superb.

Spirits forever 11-08-2004 06:04 PM

LMAO!! that was great, really funny !

Illumina Drathiran'ar 11-08-2004 06:10 PM

I've seen this joke in several incarnations... It's an old favourite of mine.

Here's to Monica... Where would we be without her? Finding a different butt of our jokes, I'm sure.

[ 11-08-2004, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Illumina Drathiran'ar ]

shamrock_uk 11-08-2004 06:53 PM

Fantastic! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Davros 11-09-2004 04:44 AM

I disagree - hold on - no I don't, that was funny :D . Good one Cerek.


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