OK, today, coalition forces are doing some serious fighting around a mosque in the western part of Baghdad. The mosque is being heavily defended by Iraqi fighters, because Saddam is hiding inside.

He was in a building hit by 8000lbs of explosives.

He was in a vheicle bombed the night before the war officially started.

Kurds and others have reported seeing him or knowing that he is in Tikrit.

He was excorted out of the country by Russians.

He is trapped in underground tunnels.

No one cares about Carmen San Diego anymore!
Where In The World Is Saddam Hussein?!

I saw him having a cheese burger with Elvis last night at the local Dairy Queen.

Nah Saddam and Chemical Ali are now selling used Chevy's and Hyundais near my house.

They're offering 0% down with no payments till 2007. Not bad.

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Castanza runs into Saddam on the street.. dang that was funny..

I also heard he is renting a flat with Osama in Daly City [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Of course according to South Park after he was kicked out of Hell he got a cloud in Heaven were he is still building WOMD in a baby food factory [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

LOL! I love it! Was it a smoothy in his hand or a double-dip ice cream cone?

LOL! I love it! Was it a smoothy in his hand or a double-dip ice cream cone?</font>[/QUOTE]I'm not sure, but The King had to keep smackin him, he kept trying to steal the bacon on his tray [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I imagine he will be sighted many places over the next months

I'm LMAO...eating burgers with Elvis...selling cars! (a particularly hearty belly laugh for that one, Wutang, thank you!)
Oh, this could go on for years. :D