**Commercials**

*Discovery Channel voice speaks*

"Want to discover the vile secrets of our planet? Want to know all about wildlife, and wild things living on our Earth? Stay tuned then, because Link Irwin will tell you all about it! He is ruthless.."

*Picture appears of Link bashing himself into a home*

"...fearless.."

*Picture of Link grabbing hold of a snake*

"...and goodlooking."

*Just a picture of Link*

"All of this appears in the next show, coming to your homes someday soon! So tune your television to the Discovery Channel to find out more!"

(C)2002 Discovery Channel, Inc. All rights reserved. "The Crocodile Hunter" is being supervised by specialised doctors who can jump in at any given time. The things done by Link Irwin are therefore less dangerous, but still dangerous indeed. Discovery Channel cannot be held responsable for any actions taken by reckless viewers, and/or other people that wish to imitate Link.

*The Screen Goes Down And Binky Jumps On*

<font color="lightsteelblue">FEATURING ME!!! Binky!!</font>

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Yay! The Crocodile Hunter Is Back!!! :D Lets Go Hunt Us A Ferwocious Lion [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Does the fierce diety mask grant you immunity from crocodiles? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Er.. I don't know.. Maybe I should try :D

Er.. yes.. featuring a jumping weirdo called Binky.. He'll be.. er.. the man who serves the dinner during the takes :D :D

Binky...this is Crocodile hunter...why would you be hunting lions in a crocodile hunting programe?
Link, i'll be in it as the person who cleans up after Binky trys to serve the meals ;)

Hm.. Owkay.. This is starting like some kind of an audition. As for the fewocious Lions; I started this thread some time ago (you might wanna look it up; it's called The Crocodile Hunter) and it was very funny (at least; most people think that) and as I am the leader of the (now dead?) clan the Sniggering Lions, people often refer to me as "The Crocodile Hunter hunting fewocious lions"

oh alwighty then ;) Don't blame me, I only joined a year after you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hey Link, long time no see!
Good you're still around [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hey Mel! Good to see ya! [img]smile.gif[/img] Haven't had the time really to post a lot, cos I'm going to uni now, but I'll try and drop by every now and then! [img]smile.gif[/img] Weren't you my wife of some kind on the show? :D :P