I was just reading the Terms Of service for my ISP and some of it seems rather odd:

I can't quite imagine how My ISP can kill me though...

Probably through some insidious communist plot involving aliens.

<font color=skyblue>Having a heart attack when you go to one of those sites...</font>

And what is one of those sights, Larry? :D

Microsoft sites, of course :D

The ISP is really a Idigo Skinny Person who lives inside your PC and will one day jump out and throttle you in your sleep. Well, happy dreams. :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Sigmar gets mug of coffee in one hand and a double barreled shotgun in the other. He then places a rocking chair in front of the PC, sits down in the chair and points his gun at the PC, sipping at the mug as he does so. All the while muttering*

"Can't sleep...thats when the skinny person gets you...must kill skinny person...can't sleep"

*and so on*

[ 09-03-2002, 08:51 AM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

<font color="plum">No, No, No. It's nothing so dramatic as suggested by the others <font color="lightsteelblue">Dramnek</font>.

The fact is, your ISP is owned by a subsidiary the <font color="yellow">Christian Coalition</font>. We've been monitoring your activities, as well as your posts on this (and other forums). Frankly, the news isn't good, <font color="lightsteelblue">Mr. Ulk</font>. We've documented repeated criticisms of Christianity and God and we feel it is only fair to inform you that you're living on borrowed time.

As our disclaimer states, we cannot be held responsible for any injury or death you may suffer as a result of these activities nor will we be held liable for any repercussions you suffer after death. I hope this clears up any confusion you may have had.</font> ;)

*Sigmar gets mug of coffee in one hand and a double barreled shotgun in the other. He then places a rocking chair in front of the PC, sits down in the chair and points his gun at the PC, sipping at the mug as he does so. All the while muttering*

"Can't sleep...thats when the skinny person gets you...must kill skinny person...can't sleep"

*and so on*</font>[/QUOTE]Lol, Sigmar, just remember to use match sticks to keep your eyelids from closing. :D