Parents, you remember when. Well, it's back again! <s>Amazing Elastic Plastic</s> It's the riddle of the day! I am posting 3 today, because I forgot to for the past couple of weeks. Enjoy!
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1. While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?

2.He has dust in his eye and a fan for a wing,
a leg akimbo on which he can sing,
and dye in his mouth instead of a sting
what is he?

3. Have you heard the saying what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes down?

[ 09-08-2002, 01:18 AM: Message edited by: Willard ]

You got number one right! Everyone on the boat is married!
[img]graemlins/bootyshake.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

What about #2 and 3?

I swear 3 should be taxes lol

Well, not really, because they can always lower taxes by shutting down schools and stuff..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hey i like that :D
Damn it this is killing me i used to know number 3 but i can't remember it!

just tell us the answers!!! PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE!!!!!

I remember!!!!
Your age always goes up but never comes down, damn that was annoying me!

i didn't like the 3rd joke, i guessed that that was the answer, but it sounded dumb, but it WAS the answer!!! LOL! but the 1st one was cool! i like riddles!

Yes! Your age always goes up! Now what about #2?