Men - When NOT To Propose

Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage.

* In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"

* Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?

* Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.

* Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers?

* Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her?

* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's?

* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers?

* Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?

* Has she ever used the word poo-poo?

* If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?

* Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights?

Life without sex is . . . . . Marriage

LOL! Calthy had better read this one too...Arvon, do you make this stuff up? It's hilarious!

Nah! I trawl it from the web, books, the news. Sometimes it from RL. I just ind them humorous and I like to share.

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] whatever you do, keep on going :D

I read it... it scared me. lol

Oh what rot.

Marriage is sex on tap.

I was married seven years, and the sex just got better and better.

Even when we ended up splitting up, the sex was still good. ;)

(And that was a mindf--- I can tell you.)

Anyway, that 'myth' you quoted Arvon is horse vomit. Total crap.

Rotflmao... and don't forget to ask if she's worked for a high-ranking governmental official [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Oh what rot.

Marriage is sex on tap.

I was married seven years, and the sex just got better and better.

Even when we ended up splitting up, the sex was still good. ;)

(And that was a mindf--- I can tell you.)

Anyway, that 'myth' you quoted Arvon is horse vomit. Total crap.</font>[/QUOTE]I am sorry you took the original post the way you seemed to. This post was just put here for a smile or two, not as a real philosophy of life. I do hope you do lighten up a bit.

One really good clue is when she says she doesn't ever want to get married. Seriously. Some guys just don't listen.

Bit of factual for the marriage sex thing. This are averages:

1. Sexualy active hetero singles. 1 x per week.
2. Married heteros. 2 x per week.
3. Living in sin heteros. 3 x per week.

These were NOT age adjusted. Marrieds tend to be older than living in sin types by a decade or two.

Things you never want to hear from your grandmother when you call her up:

1. Hang on, I just got out of the shower and I need to put some clothes on.
2. Me and (grandfathers name here) still have good sex.

Believe me, you DON'T ever want to hear these things.