<font face="Tempus Sans ITC" size=4 color="lawngreen">I hate Haikus!</font>

Someone told me about them, and it jogged my memory of me hating them! So, I decided to dedicate a thread to them! Make up your own Haikus that make fun of Haikus ( :D Ahhhh, the Irony!) or make up a proper Haiku, and post it here. :D

By the way, a Haiku is a three line poem. The first line has 5 syllables, the second 7, and the third 5. It must contain an adjective (Word that describes a noun) at some point in it. Here is mine........

<font face="Tempus Sans ITC" size=4 color="lawngreen">Haiku? Hate them all!
They waste a whole baby bush!
Absolutley crap!</font>

What do you think? ;) (PS: My maths teacher says "Baby bushes weren't beaten to death for your pleasure!" when we waste paper space in our books! :D )

Please post a reply!

Bye!

<font face="Tempus Sans ITC" size=4 color="lawngreen">BURN THE HAIKUS! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] BURN THE HAIKUS!</font>

<font size=4>Nice one Chris!!!! :D </font>

Make one up of your own! :D

You don't like Haiku?
This can't possibly be good.
Sad to hate fine art!

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[ 10-01-2002, 03:54 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]

I do not like them!
Boring, crap, they are stupid
Why do you like them?

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We talk in Haiku,
In this thread we do, good fun!
Very nice to talk!

This is fun, even though I hate them! :D
Now I understand the term, POETIC LANGUAGE! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Have you got to much beer or what?

Waste of time, this is.
Posting in this amusing thread takes time.
Sound like Yoda, do I?

I do not like them!
Boring, crap, they are stupid
Why do you like them?

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]It's the only kind of poetry with a formula I can follow...lol :D

Megabot join in!
This is great fun for all
You just might like it ;)

Sans meter or rhyme,
Haiku is, like Frost stated,
tennis with no net.