When you are sad.............
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucker who made you cry.

When you are scared.........
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.........
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused........
I will use simple little words to explain it to you.

When you are sick.........
I will hold your hair while you pay■homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall......I will point and laugh at you.

This is my oath, I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.

Hey that describes my friends, but they are good ones [img]smile.gif[/img] We are rough with each other, but we are a tight group!

LOL, hmmm, I dunno Moni those don't describe a friend I'd want! All of those would irk me except for maybe the confused one, as long as the simple explanation wasn't tainted with a *ok let's explain it to the baby!* exaggeration, and also the hair holding one LOL, as long as they don't do the *patting on the back* too (hate that!) :D

Sounds like a lot of thefriends I had in HS and college. By the way, hi Moni. I haven't seen you in ages.

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LOL Kormar :D I have a few friends like that left over from my younger days.
Its nice to see you pop in again!

LOL These days, people like that would completely irk me on all counts.

Ahh, the Porcelain God ritual... I've helped and been helped by friends... too many times with that... [img]smile.gif[/img]

LMAO! Some of those sound a lot like Shane! (Blind_Prophet) Especially if you fall I will point and laugh at you. :D Haven't tried the porcelain god thing yet though.