This is a topic for any random quotes you may have heard throughout the day.
I'll start it off, because Ive been writing down what people have said allllll day! :D

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(overheard in a conversation)
Shes going to puke everywhere, then we're going to order pizza!

(discussing pets and cuddling)
My ferret just runs around honking, then she climbs up my pants for a while, and then she curls up in the oven and goes to sleep. But Im sur if I could get her off of Karma Jolt, she would love to cuddle.

(Discussing illegal immigration)
A: We could just use tranquelizers on em.
B: There! Now we're compromising!

(Discussing B's drawing)
A: That, my friend, is a wooden bird.
B: No! Its a fish!
A: Dude, its a wooden bird, look at it!
B: Ooohhhh...

(Discussing "MOVIE MADNESS" Day)
And if the administrator comes in and is horrified to see Adam Sandler's bare butt on the screen, you all just point to the back corner and say, "Counciling". And the administrator will think, "Oh, thats a wonderful idea." and everyone will leave happy.

(Discussing Reality TV and how it shows everyone's problems)
People are supposed to tell intimate stuff to thier hairdressers sure, but on the first time, I dont need to know what you and your husband do with Baby Oil. Thats just GROSS!
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some interesting quotes to say the least. . .

Here's a few of the weirder ones I heard at school,

"He calls himself pubeless but they just keep growing back!"

"You have to write an obituary for a turkey."

"He watched Jackass and killed himself!"

"Then the fat guy asked if I had a ticket!"

I think at the least they are all interesting, I said #3, and 4. :D

An email from an MSNBC viewer regarding the recent lawsuit against McDonald's for making people fat.

"For years lawyers have joked that you could 'sue a ham sandwich', and now it's come true."

Okay, here is a conversation I participated in today. Consider it to be a question and answer session:

Me: Who's the pretty kitty?
Cat: Mew
Me: Who's the pretty kitty? (more urgent tone)
Cat: Mew
Me: You're the pretty kitty!
Cat: walking away

Hoped that helped to edify the participants herein.

These are all things someones either said to me, or i've said. [img]smile.gif[/img]
"Why don't edible underware come in turkey flavor"

"An EMP Doesn't kill, dingus"

"look, will you shut up about midgets"

"so, have you ever been set on fire?"
"well not on fire, but i melted my kneecap once"

and so on [img]tongue.gif[/img]
my conversations are rather...umm..intersting [img]smile.gif[/img]

(Sign at a calgary A&W)
2 Teens for $5!
hehehe :D

This one is pretty funny. A group of friends and I were discussing the length of time it took for games to be released in New Zealand. One fellow pipes up and says, "Well, it is a problem, because most of New Zealand's imports do come from overseas."

<font color="lightblue">The other day at school, someone asked of an iMac "Is that Windows XP ??"
Someone else asked me of my laptop - twice - "How much megaram does it have ??"</font>

My computer teacher was once telling us how the higher the number of Gigabytes of RAM our processer had, the better.