Here is a test of a persons intellect, no it's not a certified intelligence test, but it's just as good! :D Please, if you test "stupid" don't be offended.
It's all in good fun! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Here is your test of your lifetime!!!!!!!!!

1. What would you do if you found $100 dollars on the ground?
a. spend it
b. put it in the lost & found
c. cut it into really small pieces, swallow it and tell everyone your worth $100
d. use them to make perfect rectangles

2. What is Al Gore's last name?
a. Gore
b. Erog
c. Bore
d. Chigy cho cho

3. How long is 60 minutes?
a. 60 minutes
b. 60 hours
c.30 minutes
d. telephone

4. How much money could you win in a normal "Who wants to be a Millionaire" game?
a. 1 million dollars
b. 2 bucks
c. 100 dollars
d. my dad has a shovel

5. What is King George the 4th's first name?
a. George
b. 4
c. King
d. Queen

6. What ball do you use in order to play basketball?
a. basketball
b. baseball
c. basketball hoop
d. square

7. What do most people in Japan speak?
a. Japanese
b. Japan-ease
c. Asianeas
d. English

8. What color is the background color on this quiz?
a. brown
b. pinkish yellow
c. blue, yellow, purple, with a mix of green and black
d. Abraham Lincoln

Now you are done with the test. Woah! was that hard or what? Here's the answers.
The answers are: a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a

This is the score you have
0 wrong- Great!!! You passed and now your officially ready for Kindergarten
1-3 wrong- Maybe you should stay home and study the difference between a shovel and a telephone.
4-7 wrong- Maybe you should retake the test, if you want, I can translate it to the stupid language for you???!!!
8 wrong- you probably can't read this but, YOU NEED HELP!!!

If you answered "d" to all of these questions, your officially STUPID.

[ 11-27-2002, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Triconan ]

woohoo, I missed 8 (i only gor 7 d's tho)

I only got five right. :(

Triconan how bored were you when you made this? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

oh my god i faild time for kindergarden damn
who wouldn't eat a 100 bucks

Definitely d. Perfect rectangles are very important. Can't have inferior ones, or the government will get me!

Hmm... this is a tough one. I was leaning towards b., but in the end, I just have to go with c. Bore Gore. Makes sense.

30 minutes, since half the hour it's supposed to be on, commercials are playing.

I'll take d, final answer. After, my dad does have a shovel, and I use it to shovel the driveway during the winter.

If his first name isn't King, I'll eat my pie.

I usually use a baseball. Isn't that what all Latinos use? Why do you think we make such great shortstops?

Everyone speaks English.

When in doubt, go with Abraham Lincoln.

Uh oh, doesn't look like I did so hot. I guess that college education didn't help me. :D

You counted turning in the money as a wrong answer? Well it really tells me something about society (or a person) when they count being honest as stupid.

Pretty darn bored :D .

BAH!!! A waste of my time... i dont need tests to prove i am stupid...

What if I answered E for each of these? Do I get an E for effort?