Following his disastrous performance against Manchester United today when his two errors gifted victory to the opposition it is reported that the Liverpool goalkeeper attempted to end his life shortly after today's game.

Apparently, after leaving the ground early, Jerzy Dudek attempted to throw himself under a bus. Fortunately the bus passed under his body!

:D

Juggling Jerzy strikes again!

Upon receiving further critcism from the press about how he failed again I wonder what his next action will be...he'll probably resort to jumping off a cliff with a parachute [img]tongue.gif[/img]

He needs help!

[ 12-01-2002, 03:28 PM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

Erm, is this a joke? And who´s Jerzy Dudek? Someone famous? He´s not Brittish is he? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

To answer the questions:

1. Yes - he seems to be able to completely fail to get in the path of any moving object.

2. He's goalkeeper for Liverpool FC, who lost to Manchester United today I assume. I knew they were playing but I didn't know the result until now. Liverpool are at present below Donut's beloved Arsenal by one point in the premiership, although this means their lead will stretch to 4 points I think.

3. He's not British, not entirely sure what he is though. I think goalkeepers count as a race unto themselves...

Maybe the bus he tried to throw himself in front of suddenly diverted it's course in order to take rebellious passengers to the Taliban. ;) [img]smile.gif[/img]

He's from Poland; used to play for Feyenoord, a Dutch team.

<font color="00cc99">Where did you get this info? Strange that I haven't heard anything, being a diehard Liverpool supporter.

btw Dudek is Polish. </font>

He's from Poland; used to play for Feyenoord, a Dutch team.</font>[/QUOTE]Yep, and in those days he was considdered one of the best goalies in Europe, every team was after his services, including Arsenal. Not that they're that much better off now. But i wonder what happened with Dudek, cause he WAS really good.

Actually Dudek is from Rubbia, which makes him Rubbish!

Actually Dudek is from Rubbia, which makes him Rubbish!</font>[/QUOTE]Oh dear oh dear... LOL...

But I would be amiss were I not to point out that Seaman hasn't been doing all that well himself recently... I personally think the Zimmer frame just slows him down. :D