I hope nobody is offended (when talking about religion, one never knows)

Taoism: !@$@#v happens
Hinduism: This !@$@# happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say !@$@# happens
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of !@$@# happening
Zen: What is the sound of !@$@# happening
Islam: If !@$@# happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah?s Witnesses: Knock, knock: ?!@$@# happens?
Atheism: There is no such thing as !@$@#
Agnosticism: Maybe !@$@# happens, and maybe it doesn?t

I copied that some time ago from a website (www.chesbase.de). They said the list isn't complete. Does anybody know some more?

[ 12-04-2002, 05:33 AM: Message edited by: Ziroc ]

There are several pages I believe...

Do you have by chance a link or so?

Sorry no, but if my memory serves me correctly then I think it was posted on these forums a few months (maybe a year [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) back.

Found this site: http://www.edepot.com/relhumor.html

This website has the most entries that I've seen. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Mark

Been there, thank you [img]smile.gif[/img]

How about these (making them up, I am...)

Roman Catholicism: !@$@# happens, and then you confess it.
Bahai: !@$@# happens, but it's all the same !@$@#
Evolutionist: Before !@$@# happened there were little plops of poo, and before that, little specks of !@$@# dust that developed excrementally in a warm pond.
Lawyers: !@$@# happens. That'll be $7,000 for that piece of wisdom.
Doctors: !@$@# happens. That'll be $7,000 plus $19,000 for my insurance.
Bill Clinton: !@$@# didn't happen.

no,no,no. Bill's is: That all depends on what the definition of !@$@# is.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

this page is beginning to remind me of the south park episode where everyother word was $#*!. i went on strike and did not say that word for weeks afterwords

p.s. at the ulc you can be ordained to create your own $#*! http://www.ulc.org/

[ 12-04-2002, 03:41 PM: Message edited by: RevRuby ]

ROFL, you gotta be $#*!!*% me ;)