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Hivetyrant 01-06-2003 10:50 PM

Another joke by:Hivetyrant

On the first day of creation, God created the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth
(especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could
labour for the good of the dog.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog
might or might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog
healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.

Cloudbringer 01-06-2003 10:55 PM

And the cat made them both fix dinner. [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller 01-07-2003 12:37 AM

darn straight!

Kitties rule!

shadowhound 01-07-2003 02:22 AM

Hmm it seems that us cat lovers have the upper hand on IW [img]smile.gif[/img]

9_1_6 01-07-2003 05:30 AM

Cats are the most incredible animals ever!!!

The Hunter of Jahanna 01-07-2003 08:22 AM

yes,9_1_6 cats are incredibly good, grilled with bbq sauce and some green beans on the side :D


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