Ironworks Gaming Forum - Dog Fight: Bush v. Osama

George Bush and Osama decided to settle the war
once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle
the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would
have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the
world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled
to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them
with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter,
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
After five years they came up with the biggest meanest
dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars
that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up
with a strange looking animal. It was a twelve-foot-long
Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because
they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly
last 10 seconds with the Afghanistan dog. When the
cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of
its cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and
charged the American Dachshund -- but when it got
close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund
opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one
bite. There was nothing left at all of his dog.

Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened.
We had our best people working for five years with
the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing", said Bush. "We had our best plastic
surgeons working for five years to make that alligator
look like a weenie dog."

GOD BLESS AMERICA..............................