100 Years Old

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.

The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"

"No," he replied. "I've never done either."

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.

"No, I've never done any of those things either."

"Well, then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

<font color="cyan">Heh heh!

Another good one!</font>

...And I promised my wife I will quit smoking when I am 99. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

A man walked down the street and was accosted by a beggar. "Can you spare some change, please sir?"

The man replied, "Do you drink? I'd hate to think that, instead of buying food or shelter that you would spend it on drink instead."

The beggar answers, "No sir, I don't drink."
"Do you smoke?"
"No I don't"
"How about gambling?"
"Nope"
"Do you play golf?"
(slightly perplexed) "No."
"Okay, how about coming to my placve for dinner tonight?"
"Uh, sure. Why?"

"I want my wife to see what happens when you don't drink, smoke, gamble or play golf!"