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the new JR Jansen 01-16-2003 10:15 PM

The Belgian gouvernment asks this of all it's residents so to locate Taliban supporters.

Attention all citizens

As we all know by now, it's a sin, according to the Taliban regime, for a man to look at a naked women unless that women is his wife.

Therefor we call on all Belgian females.

Next friday at 14.00 hours, you are asked to go outside and walk around naked. In doing so we can locate the Taliban supporters in your neighboorhoud.

One hour of walking in your immediate surroundings is advised for this action.

All the man are asked to sit in front of their homes to proof they aren't Taliban supporters. In doing so you proof that you don't have a problem of looking at another naked female. A Taliban wouldn't do this.

Because the Taliban are also against alcohol it is also advised to have a bear with you at all times and drinking from it is highly recommanded. In doing so, you can really convince us off your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The Belgian gouvernment thanks you for your cooperation in the war against terror. It's also your patriotic duty to distribute this message to all you know.

Don't you wish the US would have handeled it this way. I love my country :D

edit : if the syntax is wrong, i appologize. I just translated this from Dutch and that isn't always easy.

Sir Krustin 01-16-2003 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the new JR Jansen:
Because the Taliban are also against alcohol it is also advised to have a bear with you at all times and drinking from it is highly recommanded. In doing so, you can really convince us off your anti-Taliban sentiment.
I think you mean "beer" here, otherwise - LOL! Funny post.

the new JR Jansen 01-16-2003 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Krustin:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by the new JR Jansen:
Because the Taliban are also against alcohol it is also advised to have a bear with you at all times and drinking from it is highly recommanded. In doing so, you can really convince us off your anti-Taliban sentiment.

I think you mean "beer" here, otherwise - LOL! Funny post.</font>[/QUOTE]Uh, yeah, damn typos.

Night Stalker 01-16-2003 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Krustin:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by the new JR Jansen:
Because the Taliban are also against alcohol it is also advised to have a bear with you at all times and drinking from it is highly recommanded. In doing so, you can really convince us off your anti-Taliban sentiment.

I think you mean "beer" here, otherwise - LOL! Funny post.</font>[/QUOTE]But the bear needs to hold the guns incase a shocked Talibani comes running by! I mean, you would want to put your beer down to take aim .... [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

Grojlach 01-17-2003 06:00 AM

I wonder how many deeply conservative Christians will be arrested... ;)

[ 01-17-2003, 06:00 AM: Message edited by: Grojlach ]

Tobbin 01-17-2003 06:18 AM

LOL. Now that is just funny as all get out. Worthy of a chain letter I think. ;)

Borvik 01-17-2003 07:14 AM

Is there any time schedule for this? I feel the strong urge to proof my anti Taliban sentiment. I'll bring my own beer if it helps!

Timber Loftis 01-17-2003 10:04 AM

Funny post [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] - though I don't know how it lead to Night Stalker arming bears. :D

Horatio 01-17-2003 11:44 AM

I can prove myself. And just in case, I'll prove myself again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.... :D

Grungi 01-17-2003 11:46 AM

heheh like it, go belgium, up till now it was the most boring country i have ever visited but its just gone right up in my estimation [img]smile.gif[/img] now ill put andorra as most boring country i ever visited [img]tongue.gif[/img] , go belgium, you show those taliban, in fact can all females in every country go naked? though it wont draw out the taliban id certainly go outside more ;)


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