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Arvon

02-10-2003 09:05 PM

Wedding Dress

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

arion windrider

02-10-2003 09:07 PM

arvon, u and your jokes are too much... hehheh

SomeGuy

02-10-2003 09:11 PM

Where have I heard this before? :D LOL. Great one dude.

Sythe

02-10-2003 09:13 PM

once again Arvon gives us a good chuckle.

Kakero

02-10-2003 11:50 PM

doesn't get it.

wellard

02-11-2003 12:50 AM

Just told the wife that one.... you should have seen the look she gave me!
Guess I'll be going to bed on my own tonight [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller

02-11-2003 12:59 AM

:D That's some good stuff man...

Djinn Raffo

02-11-2003 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
doesn't get it.

Now this is funny!

Legolas

02-11-2003 09:48 AM

So why are tuxes black?

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