The Minnesotan's Guide to Computer Technology
Log on: makin' da vood stove hotter
Log off: don't add no more vood
Monitor: keep an eye on da vood stove
Megahertz: vhen da big log drops on yer bare foot in da mornin'
Floppy disk: vhat you get from pilin' too much vood
Ram: da round metal thing dat makes da voodsplitter work
Hard drive: getting' home durin' most of da vinter
Prompt: vhat you vish da mail vas durin' da snow season
Enter: ya hey der, come on in
Windows: vhat ya shut vhen it gets 10 degrees below zero
Screen: vhat is a must durin' da mosquito season
Chip: vhat ya munch durin' da vikings games
Microchip: vhat's left in da bag vhen da chips is gone
Modem: vhat ya did to da hay fields last yuly
Dot matrix: da wife of sven matrix
Laptop: vhere da grandkids sit
Keyboard: vhere ya suppose ta put da keys, so da missus can find 'em
Software: da plastic utensils, ya?
Mouse: vhat leaves dem little turds in da cupboard
Mainframe: da part of da sauna vhat holds up da roof
Port: vhere da bug fishin' boats dock
Random access memory: Vhen ya can't remember how much vas da new deer rifle vhen da vife asks about it...

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