US troops today stormed an Iraqi school and apprehended one of the teachers. He was named as Mohammed Al-Nashrouf a 6th Grade teacher at the Umm Hasiri Saddam school in Basra. When searched the 39 year old Al-Nashrouf was found to be in possesion of a protractor, a set square, two pairs of dividers, a calculator and a quantity of chalk.

A US Marine officer stated: “Here’s proof, if ever you wanted it, of George Bush’s assertion that Iraqis are in posession of weapons of maths instruction.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

Too funny Donut! :D

Groooooooooaaaaaaaan.

*bangs head on desk* (Sorry TL....ya gotta do what you gotta do...)

Timber, I agree...

geez that was bad...

aha! the evidence have been found then. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

It was obviously planted by American soldiers ;) What would Saddam need with WMI, unless it's to teach everyone how to add up the number of bombs we're dropping on him? ;)

[ 04-01-2003, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: Bardan the Slayer ]

Good thing you didn't post this in the war forum Donut, you probably would've gotten thrown out [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

I think math is a weapons of mass destruction, after all, it causes most to fall asleep in class. Sadamm could try that, if he understood it. ;)

arrrggggggg....... caluculus, statistics, accouting.. all in my head... sori but my finals is already next week and those are my tests... still.. got fooled there [img]smile.gif[/img]