Capitalism :- You possess two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Socialism :- You possess two cows. You give one of them to your neighbour.

Communism :- You possess two cows. The government confiscates them and provides you with milk.

Nazism :- You possess two cows. The government cofiscates them and shoots you.

European Common Market :- You possess two cows. The government confiscates them, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.

A funny way at looking at government, which actually turns itself aound and makes us all disappointed in Parliment.
Nice one, Linora, you've upset me now! :(

<font color=Orange>Lol! Ive seen that before but it is still great1!</font>

lol good one.

Awwww!

*hugs*

Sowwy!

*smile*

<font color=Orange>Democracy: The government has a vote to decide what to do with the cows</font>

That's okay. I'd give you a peck on the cheek, but I'm afraid that Johnny would give me a smack in the teeth :D

That's okay. I'd give you a peck on the cheek, but I'm afraid that Johnny would give me a smack in the teeth :D </font>[/QUOTE]gees...why would i wanna do a thing like that ?

Protecting your darling 'lil sister, of course [img]smile.gif[/img]

i think he got me mixed up with tony montana, don't you think ? lol