Eew!!!! [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] Ouch!!! [img]graemlins/eating.gif[/img]

JERUSALEM (AP) - It's the bizarre, nightmarish stuff of a child's nursery rhyme: An Israeli woman swallowed a cockroach and right after it, down went a fork she used to try to fish the critter out of her throat.

A winged cockroach jumped into the woman's mouth as she was cleaning her home in a village in northern Israel this week. And as the story goes, the 32-year-old woman tried to scoop the bug out with a fork but swallowed it as well.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...132443-ap.html

Yeah right!!!

Stupid woman. Didn't anyone teach her that it's not polite to eat with just a fork ? She should have swallowed a knife as well.... sheesh.

What can I say? Woman is crazy... :eek:

<font color="cyan">LMAO!

Silly silly silly!</font>

Sounds like this story's been exaggerated a lot since I read about it in my (usually reliable) paper. In that version, it was an unspecified insect that she accidentally swallowed (could have been a small fly, in other words) and she tried to scratch at her throat with the fork because her throat had become irritated/itchy.

You gotta know that's gonna hurt coming out the other end. :D