as usual i got this from the internet.. and i removed MOST of the peoms here since they were really too naughty actually.. and this is a family forum sooo... i got poems i thought would be acceptable ..
PS: mods: tell me which poems to delete if they are too naughty..

>>POEM #
6
>>Sex is bad
>>Sex is a sin
>>Sins are forgiven
>>So stick it in.

>>POEM # 7 (EDITED POEM..)
>>Holy mother, full of grace
>>Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
>>Bless his hair that tends to curl
>>Keep him
safe from all the girls
>>Bless his arms that are so strong
>>Keep his hands where they belong
>>And if my Mom happened to walk in
>>Bless the s**t I'd be in.

>>POEM # 8
>>Sex is when a guys
communication
>>enters a girls information
>>to increase the population
>>for a younger generation
>>do you get the information...
>>or do you need a demonstration

>>POEM # 11
>>Mental anxiety,
>>Mental breakdowns,
>>Menstrual cramps,
>>Menopause...
>>Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

Poem #14
>>Guys are like parking spots...
>>the good ones are always taken...
>>and the ones that are available,
>>are either handicapped or too far away!!

LOL

I liked the MEN #11 one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Number 14 describes my current situation... except it's about girls... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
what Kazcynski certainly should've known,
that an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
when deciding how best to be blown.

<font color="white">Here's another one for your collection Harkoliar...


Adam wore a fig leaf
Eve none at all
The fun began in autumn
When the leaves began to fall.

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- I overheard a couple of 8 year old girls singing this and jumping rope

I live in Mexico
I work at Texaco
I make 50 pesos a day
i go home to lucy
and she give me some $#@)*
and she take all my pesos awayeee!

That is definatly my fave so far :D